Hey everyone. Really sorry about the complete lack of posts but have moved back to uni and still don’t have the Internet yet! Should be up and running again in a week or two :)
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Jack: I’d like to introduce you to… Elizabeth Lemon.
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Reagan: Amy? Let me tell you something. If I ever have to be out late because of work or something like that, when you wake up in the morning— I will always be there. Your first tooth, I will be there. Prom time, there. When you go off to college, I’ll get an apartment nearby. Maybe, audit a class or two. But you can still drink and date boys because I’ll be cool.
Chris: Don’t worry Amy, I’ll stop her.
Reagan: He’ll be dead, sweetie. He won’t be able to stop me. And then one day, when you come to visit me in the nursing home and they ask me who’s there to see me— I’ll say, “It’s my daughter, Amy.”
Chris: Look at that.
Reagan: Holy——
Chris: —————
Reagan: Baby, we really gotta rein in the language.
Chris: Yeah, well get there.
Reagan: She’s so ———- beautiful
Chris: Holy——
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